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OH, HELLO, WHO ARE THESE TWO DOUCHES THAT YOU’VE BEEN CONSTANTLY DOODLING EVERYWHERE. OH RIGHT, THESE ARE YOUR ORIGINAL CHARACTERS THAT YOU MADE, LIKE, TWO DAYS AGO. BY THE WAY, NICE BACKGROUND, YOU LAZY WHORE.

LETS START OFF WITH THIS CHICK

WHATS THIS GIRL’S NAME AGAIN? OH RIGHT, CHEYENNE DEGENERES, AND HOW OLD IS SHE? OH YOU DON’T KNOW? WELL THEN MAKE SOMETHING UP STOOPID. OKAY SO SHE’S 19 AS YOU HAVE JUST COME TO DECIDE, DUMBASS. FIRST OF ALL, WHERE IS SHE FROM? OH AMERICA, THAT’S GENIUS, WHAT ARE HER NATIONALITIES? OKAY SO HER MOTHER IS FROM MADRID AND HER FATHER IS FROM SOMEPLACE IN GERMANY, WONDERFUL. WHERE ARE THEY NOW? YOU DON’T KNOW? FINE THEN, SO HEY WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER EYE? ITS MISSING? OH SO A DEMON CAME OUT OF IT, THAT’S JUST FANTASTIC . AND WHY IS HER EAR ALL WEIRD LOOKING? OH SO SINCE A DEMON JUST POPPED OUT OF HER FACE, THAT MAKES HER PART DEMON NOW? YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE. TOTALLY, AND HEY, WHY SHE BE SMOKING? IS SHE LIKE, A SMOKER? SHE’S NOT? THEN WHY THE HE- OH, SO ITS LIKE A STRESS RELIEVER? OKAY SURE. ANYWAY, LETS MOVE ON TO THIS THING.

FIRST OF ALL WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? OKAY SO THIS IS THE THING THAT CAME OUT OF HER EYE? WHAT AN ASSHOLE.ANYWAY WHATS HIS NAME? √©ÓφÁÇÔ√©Á√©ÁÓ¨¨Á¨∑ˆØŒÔ˜˜˜ÂÅÍ√†ÎÇφÁÓÇφÇφ¨√φ¨√Á†ÏÇÁ√©Á.Ò…Ò≤˚ıÓÇÏ≈ÍÎΩ∑ÅÎ≈

WAIT

WHAT??

NEVERMIND WE’LL CALL HIM TITAN, TITAN THE DEMON SHADOWY THINGY. SO LIKE, DOES HE EVEN HAVE AN AGE? NO? WELL WHATEVER WHO CARES. SO LIKE HE POSSESSES HER SHADOW OR SOMETHING?? OKAY, WELL, ARE YOU GOING TO SHARE ANYTHING MORE WITH US? NO? WHAT A JERK. OH WAIT, HE HAS A TON OF TATTOOS. NICE. ANYWAY WHAT IS THIS COMIC-Y THING THEY’RE COMING FROM CALLED? YOU HAVEN’T EVEN COME UP WITH A NAME FOR THIS YET. WOW. COOL. NOW GET OUT AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK.

OMG THIS IS SO AWESOME

I REMEMBER THIS OMG

THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN I EXPECTED OMGOMGOMG

I WANT TO KNOW MORE, HURRY UP